i went to have a troublesome wisdom tooth surgically extracted a couple of days ago - altho i have a nurse/medical obsession, i am petrified of hospitals! - the nitrous oxide did nothing whatsoever for me - my pulse rate remained around 110 - how can you possibly relax knowing that a tooth is about to be smashed out of your skull any second - tho i did notice it had dropped below 90 once the proceedings were underway - my gum was cut open and the tooth had to be sawed into three pieces to be removed - an hour of butchery later the nice dentistman proudly showed me the collection of tooth fragments - in particular singling out one with his forceps to display the curved root (clearly designed not to be removed from the human jaw) - altho brutal and prolonged terror, i must admit it was all quite painless - the only ouchie was when he accidentally snagged a whisker with one of the implements being stuck in my mouth

my cheek puffed up a bit the next day, altho falling disappointingly short of the golf ball i was promised - swallowing was difficult at first and opening my mouth still requires delicacy, but i’m recovering fast - for two days i survived on nothing more than yoghurt with thinly sliced banana (baby food!) - went to my more local dentist yesterday for my ex-tooth to be daubed with antiseptic or whatever - two seconds work ..which cost half as much as the operation! (dental fees relatively cheap here, being covered by health insurance)

oh yes, they have a child porno painting in the hospital lobby - a big painting of a nude little boy, focusing on his slightly disproportionate genitalia!


Posted: 2010-06-13 13:13:28

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